Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Peaceful La Paz

I promised you a La Paz dedicated post, and here she is in all her glory...
Although La Paz shares its status as capital with Sucre, the latter is purely administration and doesn´t capture Bolivia´s "essence" as much as the former. La Paz is a microcosm of the country as a whole, a vibrant, buzzing city set in spectacular surroundings.
As previously mentioned, the city is at about 3.600 metres above sea level, which makes for a somewhat surreal cityscape and climate. Set in a canyon in the Andes, the city sprawls up and down its walls, and in its background, the snowy peaks reveal the extremeness of this altitude. Like San Francisco, the cities streets are rarely level, and most of the time you find yourself either battling uphill in a breathless frenzy or stumbling downhill trying not to snot yourself on the many pathway hazards. These endless possibilities to trip up (potholes, uneven paving, no paving, kids playing, old women sitting on the ground with their "moichandice") require you to keep your eyes down when walking, but if you can manage to rip them away from the ground for a second, you´re almost always rewarded with a fantastic view of the urban sprawl and its Andean backdrop.

La Paz isn´t far off the size of Dublin, with a nudge over a million people (although estimates vary... statistics isn´t a priority in Bolivia). However, walking around during the day, you would swear its a lot more than that. Every square inch of the city is dedicated to some kind of commercial activity... and from early morning until late at night swarms of Bolivians move in and amongst each other going about their daily business in the most chaotic manner. The concept of a shop being limited to its four walls is not for La Paz... you buy and sell everything and anything on the street, the shops have to spill out onto the pavement and road to compete with the rest of the marketeers, or else they´ll be left in the recesses, unable even to be seen by any potential customer.
Different roads have different "moichendice" specialities: you can find your DIY road, your fresh fruit & veg road, your meat road, your toiletries road, your household cleaning equipment road, your catholic icon road, your car accessory road, your makeup road, etc, etc, etc... the list goes on...! Somewhere, buried in every stall you have your standard Bolivian women slumbering among her tightly packed and immaculately arranged choice of products. Every now and then you have one of the many support trolleys common to every road: fresh fruit juices, nuts and crisps, shoe cleaners (who all wear balaclavas for some reason). Frequently you have people standing in front of the stalls, shouting and screaming their heads off so that you buy their soap//DVDs/tomatoes/detergent. And things get a lot less organised than that... in any available spot that hasn´t been taken by some "official" market booth, you will always get someone who plonks themselves down and sells some randomly bizarre product (or mix of products) from a small rug.
Then there´s the transport: There are no trains or darts or trams or anything like that, if you want to get somewhere and you don´t want to walk, then you go by road. The roads are chockablock with a plethora of different four-(and two-) wheel vehicles, none of which appear to be in any way privately owned or operated.
First of all, there´s the official buses, these are usually old American school buses which have been painted in extravagant colours and dedicated either to some catholic icon or someone from Bolivia´s glorious past. These beasts trundle through the roads (actually, they are usually limited to about one lane with market booths at a hair´s breadth either side) spitting out diesel fumes into the faces of all they pass.
Then there´s the "truffi´s" or Japanese mini-vans. Each of these run different routes through the city and are essentially a private bus network... there´s one driver who appears to glue his hand to the horn every morning and then there´s usually some little teenager who hangs out the open door shouting out the destinations and the prices... When one of these passes you, you have to be very careful not to make eye contact with the "shouter" or else he´ll hop out and bail you into the van before you can say knickerbockerglory.
Finally, there´s the ever present normal taxi... I say "normal" but I think that to be a driver of these instruments of death you have to be certified pathologically homicidal. They´re all over the place... and whereas in Europe our taxi´s have the objective of picking people up and delivering them to their stated destinations... here they seem to aim to maim, and take delightful pleasure in ignoring anyone who actually wants to exchange money for private motorised propulsion! When you cross a street here, all the taxis seem to actually turn around and go for you... I swear to God, they completely deviate from their course, and speed up so as to hit you or one of your extremities if at all possible. And just to make this assault all the more petrifying, they beep their horns manically as they swerve to hit you...
I believe that I have survived here, only because I always pretend that I´m actually looking for a taxi... if you cross the road with your hand in the air... they´ll all do a runner, god forbid they might pick up a fair!
So all this motorised and commercial activity gives La Paz a loud buzz which rings in your ears when you lie in bed at night. It´s by the far the most dynamic city I´ve ever been to and a complete contrast to its tranquil capital-buddy, Sucre.
I´ve got to say that I love it though, its energy is inexhautible!
Tomorrow, I´ll wave goodbye to the murderous taxi drivers and sleepy marketeers, and I´m gonna make my way to Copacabana, a city on Lake Titicaca, right by the Peruvian border where my last look at Bolivia will be Lake Titicaca´s Isla del Sol.
Buenos noches, compadres...

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Itinerary

Am bored today, so have drawn up a map of where I have been and where I plan to go.

By the way, I don´t know if I have mentioned it yet, but I have now booked my flight home. I will fly from Caracas on the 13th of December, and will somehow have to make ends meet up until then (Donations to my travel budget are always heartily accepted by the way - in case you thought that I might be offended by such).

The Man Conor

back in La Paz after a short plane journey in a little 12 seater... Got some great views. From the Jungle (at about 500m a.s.l.), you basically just climb with the plane until you get to La Paz. The scenery is great from the plane, the lush jungle landscape turning mountainous and barren until La Paz appears sprawled in a valley. I had the pleasure of a London lass´s company on this journey who filled me in on life in that British metropole that I am considering moving to upon my return to old Europe.

Have uploaded some photos today. Follow this link for photos of the Junlge and this link for the Pampas.

The plan for the next few days is to finally do a humungous clear-out on my bag and reduce my 25 kilos to 16/17 at the most (by ditching most of my cold-weather gear). I´m gonna do some souvenir shopping too. For some reason, I always regard all souvenirs as tacky shite and steer clear of them. The only time I ever buy anything, is when I´m with friends and they force me to, and then I´m always thrilled with my purchase... (bought a machete in the Jungle for instance, which I now gaze upon with manly pride every time I see it strapped to the side of my backpack - declaring to any potential mugger that messing with yours truly could unleash the wrath and fury of hell upon them) so now I´m gonna take advantage of La Paz´s cheapness and do some serious souvenir shopping. I´m gonna send my newly acquired knicks and knacks home, along with all superflous clothes and at Xmas I´ll pawn them off on my family...hehe! I´m sure that Mumsi would really love one of those dried llama foetuses to hang up in the kitchen...

Anyway, in the last week, I´ve read some good classics in my quest to get up to speed in English literature: first of all Robinson Crusoe (by Daniel Dafoe) was a good read; I also read On The Road (Jack Kerouac), a fantastic travel novel which apparantly captured the beat generation of the American road (I had given this book a try about two years ago but couldn´t get beyond the first two chapters... however, this time, it was an absolute pleasure); finally, I read Mary Shelley´s Frankenstein, which is actually quite the tradgedy and made me feel sorry for the poor dejected "wretch". I now have a small library of about ten books that I have read and I am trying my best to swap them with other travellers.

Thats it for the time being... will continue soon with some Bolivian insights because I am finding that this country and its people are a significant discovery!

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Grapefruit Juice and Hammocks

this place is great... I´m pretty sure that its about as close as you can get to paradise. And I´m doing absolutely nothing... This is what my daily routine has become since I came back from the Jungle (oh this is going to kill all you investment bankers out there):
  • 8.00am - Rise and shine for brekkie. Brekkie consists of a plethora of different fresh fruit juices (mango, pineapple, orange, grapefruit) and a continental style bread and jam with the occassional scrambled eggs.
  • 9.00am - Séjour to my hammock from where I watch the world going by and read my book for about two or three hours
  • Midday - Siesta time... have a little doze for an hour or two, after which I usually have a fresh grapefruit juice to clean out my mouth.
  • 2.00pm - After my grapefruit juice, I force myself to walk the block and half to the pool where I lie in the sun, swim, read my book or doze until the sun goes down... (I usually have a tuna sambo for my lunch here)
  • 7.00pm - check my emails (and reality) on my way back from the pool and then shower and change into my evening attire (which must be long-sleeved and long-legged due to mosquitos)
  • 8/9.00pm - Have a beer or two talking to people in the hammock area, or else go out for dinner. Am usually in bed by about 10 or 11.00pm, after a brief mosquito hunt in my room.
  • Sometimes I´ll go out for a late one and the next day´s activities will all be pushed back due to sleeping in.
Yesterday was a bit of a shock to the system though, at about 2.30pm it started getting windy and overcast and at 3.15pm it began to lash rain. In the dry season it doesn´t rain often here, but when it does, boy does it rain... it came down in bucketfuls and you couldn´t walk two feet without getting completely drenched (you know that rain that feels like you´re standing under a power shower).
I decided to inaugurate my poncho (which my brother, Gavin, lent me but which I haven´t had occassion to use yet - and which has been very heavy to lug around and needed justification of its presence). I donned it and walked around town in the rain (being deprived of my usual poolside chill-out). The water streamed down the sides of the road almost at knee-level. Down by the river, you could see the level rising by the minute, it was incredible.
Anyway, I´m flying (yes, flying) back to La Paz tomorrow when I must really get in touch with reality and do a big clear out on my rucksack... (get rid of cold clothes etc.).
In other news, I am half-deaf since yesterday and am having my ears cleaned out tomorrow (a wax blockage, which I am convinced is because of my use of those cotton ear bud thingys...).
Have burned all my photos onto CD and will load them up when I get to fast and cheap internet in La Paz.
Ciao amigos

Sunday, August 21, 2005

King of the Swingers

So I´m back from the jungle... well, I´m actually still in the Jungle, but I´m back from my Jungle experience trips... I have to keep this post short and sweet cos the Internet prices here are pretty scandalous...
I am in a town called Rurrenabaque in the Beni region of Bolivia. It´s a blood-curdling 18 hour drive north from La Paz. Logging and timber was the main industry here until they discovered that they could charge tourists to take them for walks... and whats more, they could charge them in the mighty dollar... so tourism is the name of the game here. But I´ve got to say that its a very charming place and so far, it appears to be a fine example of a well-managed and regulated tourist industry.
There are a million tour agencies and the most popular trips are three day trips to the Jungle (or Rainforest) and the Pampas (the surrounding wetlands)... I did both!
I went to the Rainforest with Helen and we had a great three days... our guide was seventy years old and his name was Innocencio and we had a cook as well. We drove up the river for about two hours and then hiked inland for about half an hour until we got to our camp: a basic set-up with some tables, chairs and a couple of beds (if you can call suspended timber wrapped in mosquito mesh a bed)... beautiful setting though, just beside the river. In the dry season the river shrinks to a bit of a stream and its always crossible by stepping stones, but you can imagine the torrents that must prevail in the wet season. The river plain was great just to sit by and to read your book or just to relax... there was the rush of the stream among the rocks and butterflys dancing around all about you... quite idyllic indeed! (pic here)
Every day we went for walks in the Jungle. Sometimes, the paths were well-maintained and frequently used, but sometimes we went on the Jungle equivalent of off-piste where you really have to lay into the vines and plants with your machete if you want to get anywhere... and its very demanding work...If a path isn´t used for a couple of weeks, then the jungle starts to reclaim it and you have to fight for it back... Luckily though, we had out septagerian innocence to reclaim it for us... He also stopped every now and then and told us about some of the trees, vines and other plants... a lot of them have medicinal purposes and there are quite a few novelty trees which so some kind of song or dance which makes them exiting (for instance theres a tree whose roots just sit on top of the soil and it walks along looking for water with them)...
Surprisingly, there aren´t an amazing amount of animals in the Jungle... they tend to concentrate in the surrounding wetlands (or pampas)... We saw butterflys and frogs and some monkeys and lots of insects though! (Pics of Jungle here)
After the Jungle, Helen went back to La Paz and I did a three-day tour of the Pampas. I got a bit fucked around by the agency that I had planned to do it through, so in the end, I had to demand that they sell me on to another agency, which eventually they did. With the new agency, I got a great group of six others from Holland, Belgium, France and Ecuador... and we had a great guide, Hector.
For the Pampas, you take a three-hour arse-numbing dirt-road trip to the a wetlands river and then a three-hour boat ride up along it, during which you are bombarded with a variety of different animals and birds... We spent the first hour ooing and awing at alligators and caiman (alligator-like but bigger and less friendly)... and then Hector stops the boat and tells us to get out and have a swim... I really thought that he was taking the complete piss, but then he gets his kit off and hops in...
No sooner is he in the water, then he is surrounded by.... ..... .... wait for it..... you´re thinking alligators right... no, he´s surrounded by pink freshwater dolphins... After many assurances on his part that the alligators and caiman won´t come near us (and nip at our toes as we swim), we gingerly make for the water so as to not miss this experience... I can´t believe that I actually swam in the Jungle in sight of an alligator on the banks... (mum, I think i can authoritively say that this would of been your personal hell!)... But it was worth every second of it... the dolphins were friendly and nipped in and around us at their leisure...
Our camp was significantly more developped than its jungle equivalent and we had good mosquito protection and you could even buy beer there... After a good lunch (the food is good on these organised trips), we went upriver on the boat and got off and went trekking in the pampas for hours... When we got to real swampland, the hunt for an anaconda began... The guide took me on as his sidekick and we circled all the swamps (him one way, me another) looking for anacondas. For me, it was the highlight of the three days, quite the adrenalin rush, wading through knee-deep swamp, actually hoping to see an anaconda (and praying that I wouldn´t stand on one...).
At one point, something big splashed three or four times in the water just in front of me... it was too big to be anything but an alligator or an anaconda ... but its splash appeared to have a warning purpose... so I duly began to shit myself and made ridiculous gesticulations to Hector to get his ass over here cos I wasn´t going any closer to this creature of the deep (whatever it was)...
He came over quicksmart and plunged his hands into the water at the spot indicated by yours truly while I quivered in my boots... unfortunately (not sure about this) there was nothing there and whatever had splashed me in warning had done a proverbial runner... So we didn´t see any anacondas but it was still great looking for them..
Apart from the anaconda hunting, we also did piranha fishing, nightime alligator spotting and a plethora of other tours... we saw lots of animals: capibara (looks like a cross between a pig and a mouse), kingfishers, owls, a variety of monkeys, billions of alligators and caiman, turtles, herons, condors, hawks and some more dolphins...
Every night we had some beers or singani (bolivian spirit) and played cards or walked around.... it was a fantastic three days and when we got back here to Rurrenebaque we went out for a last dinner together and then had a cocktail drinking contest in the local gringo bar... where I got slagged for being the only one not to catch a piranha (although I did pull out a killer sardine)... (Pics of Pampas here)
Anyway, now that all those trips are over, I´m going to relax here in lovely Rurrenabaque for a couple of days before I go back to the chillier highlands of La Paz....
I´ll try to burn my photos onto a CD in the next few days and see if I can upload some of them for you...
Hasta la proxima...

Monday, August 15, 2005

May I eat your flesh please...

I´m in Puerto Maldonado, the gateway to the Southern Peruvian Amazon Basin, and what a shithole it is...

Luckily enough I´m away out of here tomorrow to my Jungle research centre. But the journey here was unbelievably long... It was 26 hours of backbreacking, skullshaking, eardrumbaking, crazymaking bus... It was just a local bus, there´s none of this posh tourist bed buses here... so I was thrown in with all the toothless peruvians and was the only gringo on the bus...

We were treated to the two worst movies in the history of cinematography... the first was about a chimpanzee called Jake, who is an ice-hockey star and manages to be a world-class skateboarder in his spare time... the ultimate in daytime shite movie! But the second was called Night of the living Dead (part 7 if you don´t mind) and had zombies terrorising some small town for a change... Now to tell you the truth, I am actually a bit of a fan of zombie flicks (a foible of mine), but this was a complete farce... First of all, the zombies spoke... I mean, the first rule about zombies is that they are devoid-of-personality, flesh-crazed halfwits... they do not assemble and debate the pro´s and con´s of their actions... Yet the zombies in this film actually held conferences and spoke to each other (in Spanish)... You can get the picture!

Anyway, when the television wasn´t blaring out this ridiculous shite, it was used to play terrible soppy folk music (= love songs of every concoction... yo perdio mi amor, el amor, grande amor, amor en mi casa, amor perdido, mejor amor etc. etc. etc.). So anyway, I only managed to get asleep cos I tanked myself full of valium (Mum, ignore that remark), but the road stopped after about two minutes and we had a dirt track for most of the time, so I was shaken to pieces... The bus shook so much that I got a rash on the back of my head where it touched the seat...

One good thing about the trip was the scenery... We left Cusco at 3pm and climbed until about 7pm when it started snowing... We continued in very heavy snow, with a very bright full moon among mountainy peaks until we started to descend at about 3am in the morning... After that, the mountains were barren at first but then got plusher and plusher until it was thick jungle at about 10am this morning. Eventually we arrived into the flatland jungle (pampas at about 2pm and arrived in the town at 5pm.

Anyway, I bumped into the owner of the lodge here earlier so that took care of a lot of info getting for me... I have a six hour boat trip upriver tomorrow and then my time the Jungle can begin...

The owner said that I might be able to make it up to the town in about a week or two so I`ll update then... I´m thinking of continuing in the written form and then uploading it, but I´ll probably be too lazy...

Seeya soon

PS: When the bus stopped for lunch today, the only thing on the menu was Cordero, so I went for it not knowing what it is... Anyway, its guinea pig... lovely stuff though!

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

The New Plan A

I stayed one night in Cochabamba and decided to split straight to La Paz the next day (remember, de facto capital of Bolivia, not the administrative one). I thought that with the hustle and bustle of a big city I would be able to concoct a new plan. Plus, I have the pleasure of Helen Breens company here (Irish friend from Berlin) to inspire me.

Not only do I have a new plan, but I have it booked and payed for: Tomorrow I will fly from here to Rurrenebaque. (Thats right, the second flight of my odyssee, and a slight cheat to my claim of South America Overland)... and guess where Rurrenbaque is... let me give you some hints... Indiana Jones, Tarzan & Jane, the King of the Swingers... thats right mi amigos... I am now officially going into the Jungle at long last!

Before I came to South America I had visions of this... visions of yours truly hunting for giant anacondas, swinging from vines and battling with piranhas and leeches for Amazonian domination. So thats the new plan... Myself and Helen are flying to Rurrenbaque to do a three-day Jungle tour... after that she will return to La Paz and I will stay on and do a three day Pampas tour (dunno what Pampas really is, but its supposed to be wet and have lots of wildlife). I'll come back to La Paz afterwards to relax here for a while because its a pretty impressive city. (More about La Paz in a later "La Paz dedicated" post).
Two things that I have done here in the past few days, I do have to reveal though.
First of all we went to the Coca Musuem and learnt all about Bolvia's coca leaf. Not Cocoa, but Coca... the plant that cocaine comes from... Anyway, Coca to Bolivia (and other South American countries, but especially Bolivia), is what the pint of Guinness is to Ireland... except a lot more important...
It has mythical, religious, social and health ramifications in Bolivian society and has done so since approx. 2500BC (the European Bronze age). Remember that La Paz and much of Bolivia is at very high altitudes (La Paz is at 3500 metres, thats three and half kilometres above sealevel) and at these altitudes, the air pressure is significantly lower which has many effects on the human body (throbbing of the muscles, headaches, shortness of breath etc. Collectivly known as altitude sickness)... When you walk up a flight of stairs here, you feel it a lot more than you would at sealevel.
Chewing coca leaves is supposed to relieve these symtoms and in my experience, it does that quite effectively (I have not suffered from any symtoms of altitude sickness except for that I am seriously out of breath after even the lightest exertion)... for more information about the coca leaf and cocaine, click here. And don't worry mum, chewing coca is not like taking cocaine... they even put coca into coca-cola (would you believe).
Also, yesterday, we rode mountain-biked down the aptly named "Road of Death"... a mountain biking tour in one of the most dangerous roads in the world. After brekkie, you get a bus up to an altitude of 4.700m where you cycle down 3600m in about 5 hours. (some pics here, more to come)
The first part of the road is asphalt which is great for some seriously fast cycling... then you get onto this death road... which begins nice and gingerly and then goes uphill for about 25 minutes (an absolute fucking feat of endurance at this altitude) before you start to plummet down this ridiculously steep and narrow dirt road only inches from dropping into some canyon to your death...
If you can tear your eyes away from the road (this is dangerous, cos you may just have to pull over in case an articulated lorry comes your way and leaves you teetering on the edge), then the landscape is pretty amazing, because of the change of the nature from the altiplanic zone till the subtropic zone. You also go under two waterfalls and get generally soaked and muddy. It was quite foggy when we did it but it was an unbe-fucking-lievable adrenalin rush...
The last part is quite low, so the weather is nice and warm and the roads are a little wider. I realised half way down that if I lifted my arse off the saddle and only held the handlebars loosely, the the rocks wouldn't shake me senseless and I would have more strength in my hands to pull the breaks (which is more or less necessary all the time)...
When we were finished we went to this hotel for lunch and then had a gruelling six'hour journey back up the road of death in a bus... where there were serious traffic jams... and oul' ones risking life and limb to sell anything to the waiting punters..
Actually, the oul' ones here deserve their own paragraph at least... according to my observations, they are the only ones who seem to work in Bolivia... the men sit around chatting while the women run a street stall for anything and everything ("dried llama foetuses... two for a pow-end")... They wear these ridiculous hats which don't do anything against cold, wind or sun and they wear more rugs, blankets, dresses and general layers of material than you can throw an empenada at... apparantly, its trendy to wrap yourself up so that it looks like you have a huge arse (huge arse=wide childbearing hips= fertile, good potential partner)... But for all I know, all the bolivian women are skinny rakes packed in various layers of clothing...
Furthermore, they work like oxens... they open their little street stalls at five or six in the morning and sit there (with their childer strapped to their back in another ten inches of carpet) until about eleven at night... I'm afraid to say that this lifestyle isn't conjusive to good looks, and the Bolivian women seem to age before their time... they seem to go from 15 straight to 45 without passing the years in between...
It's quite sad actually, you can see every day of work on some of the older womens faces... !
Anyway, enough of the depressing stuff... all that coca and biking was great craic and I will shag up some pics once I'm back from my alligator arm wrestling in the jungle...
Thats all for now... hopefully will update from the jungle, if not, then from La Paz when I get back...
Arividerci amigos...

If its not wet, it's not a river...

I stayed one night in Cochabamba and decided to split straight to La Paz the next day (remember, de facto capital of Bolivia, not the administrative one). I thought that with the hustle and bustle of a big city I would be able to concoct a new plan. Plus, I have the pleasure of Helen Breens company here (Irish friend from Berlin) to inspire me.

Not only do I have a new plan, but I have it booked and payed for: Tomorrow I will fly from here to Rurrenebaque. (Thats right, the second flight of my odyssee, and a slight cheat to my claim of South America Overland)... and guess where Rurrenbaque is... let me give you some hints... Indiana Jones, Tarzan & Jane, the King of the Swingers... thats right mi amigos... I am now officially going into the Jungle at long last!

Before I came to South America I had visions of this... visions of yours truly hunting for giant anacondas, swinging from vines and battling with piranhas and leeches for Amazonian domination. So thats the new plan... Myself and Helen are flying to Rurrenbaque to do a three-day Jungle tour... after that she will return to La Paz and I will stay on and do a three day Pampas tour (dunno what Pampas really is, but its supposed to be wet and have lots of wildlife). I'll come back to La Paz afterwards to relax here for a while because its a pretty impressive city. (More about La Paz in a later "La Paz dedicated" post).

Two things that I have done here in the past few days, I do have to reveal though.

First of all we went to the Coca Musuem and learnt all about Bolvia's coca leaf. Not Cocoa, but Coca... the plant that cocaine comes from... Anyway, Coca to Bolivia (and other South American countries, but especially Bolivia), is what the pint of Guinness is to Ireland... except a lot more important...

It has mythical, religious, social and health ramifications in Bolivian society and has done so since approx. 2500BC (the European Bronze age). Remember that La Paz and much of Bolivia is at very high altitudes (La Paz is at 3500 metres, thats three and half kilometres above sealevel) and at these altitudes, the air pressure is significantly lower which has many effects on the human body (throbbing of the muscles, headaches, shortness of breath etc. Collectivly known as altitude sickness)... When you walk up a flight of stairs here, you feel it a lot more than you would at sealevel.

Chewing coca leaves is supposed to relieve these symtoms and in my experience, it does that quite effectively (I have not suffered from any symtoms of altitude sickness except for that I am seriously out of breath after even the lightest exertion)... for more information about the coca leaf and cocaine, click here. And don't worry mum, chewing coca is not like taking cocaine... they even put coca into coca-cola (would you believe).

Also, yesterday, we rode mountain-biked down the aptly named "Road of Death"... a mountain biking tour in one of the most dangerous roads in the world. After brekkie, you get a bus up to an altitude of 4.700m where you cycle down 3600m in about 5 hours. (some pics here, more to come)

The first part of the road is asphalt which is great for some seriously fast cycling... then you get onto this death road... which begins nice and gingerly and then goes uphill for about 25 minutes (an absolute fucking feat of endurance at this altitude) before you start to plummet down this ridiculously steep and narrow dirt road only inches from dropping into some canyon to your death...

If you can tear your eyes away from the road (this is dangerous, cos you may just have to pull over in case an articulated lorry comes your way and leaves you teetering on the edge), then the landscape is pretty amazing, because of the change of the nature from the altiplanic zone till the subtropic zone. You also go under two waterfalls and get generally soaked and muddy. It was quite foggy when we did it but it was an unbe-fucking-lievable adrenalin rush...

The last part is quite low, so the weather is nice and warm and the roads are a little wider. I realised half way down that if I lifted my arse off the saddle and only held the handlebars loosely, the the rocks wouldn't shake me senseless and I would have more strength in my hands to pull the breaks (which is more or less
necessary all the time)...

When we were finished we went to this hotel for lunch and then had a gruelling six'hour journey back up the road of death in a bus... where there were serious traffic jams... and oul' ones risking life and limb to sell anything to the waiting punters..

Actually, the oul' ones here deserve their own paragraph at least... according to my observations, they are the only ones who seem to work in Bolivia... the men sit around chatting while the women run a street stall for anything and everything ("dried llama foetuses... two for a pow-end")... They wear these ridiculous hats which don't do anything against cold, wind or sun and they wear more rugs, blankets, dresses and general layers of material than you can throw an empenada at... apparantly, its trendy to wrap yourself up so that it looks like you have a huge arse (huge arse=wide childbearing hips= fertile, good potential partner)... But for all I know, all the bolivian women are skinny rakes packed in various layers of clothing...

Furthermore, they work like oxens... they open their little street stalls at five or six in the morning and sit there (with their childer strapped to their back in another ten inches of carpet) until about eleven at night... I'm afraid to say that this lifestyle isn't conjusive to good looks, and the Bolivian women seem to age before their time... they seem to go from 15 straight to 45 without passing the years in between...
It's quite sad actually, you can see every day of work on some of the older womens faces... !

Anyway, enough of the depressing stuff... all that coca and biking was great craic and I will shag up some pics once I'm back from my alligator arm wrestling in the jungle...

Thats all for now... hopefully will update from the jungle, if not, then from La Paz when I get back...

Arividerci amigos...

Wednesday, August 3, 2005

Dino-mite

here´s just a quicky to say that I am leaving Sucre today to go north east through Cochabamba to a place called Villarroel where apparantly I can get a five day river trip to Trinidad... (all still in Bolivia for those of you who didn´t pay attention in your Bolivian Geography lessons) since I´m assuming that they don´t have internet access in the jungle on the river... I thought I would just say a quick "howaryah" before I go...
This morning I went to see dinosaur footprints from 150 m/billion years ago ... I only did it cos I couldn´t sleep... it was the first time that I have done anything of touristic value since I got to Sucre, but everyone said that it was shit so I wasn´t going to bother.

But I decided to go for it this morning and even got up before 8am to go there. Actually, I have to say that it was pretty awesome... there was a limescale wall which had been flat but was pushed vertical when the Andes were formed.... The plain had been at the bottom of a lake and the footprints were pretty immaculately conserved. (Dinos from the Cretaceos period for the geeks among you).

It was good for reflecting on the dinosaurs and how as much as we like to fictionise them, they actually did "rule the roost" for quite a while... My tranquil ponderings were interrupted by some little bolivian bastard dynamiting the living bejayzus out of the side of some mountain beside us (little did the dinosaurs know that they were walking on what was to become a cement/limestone mine)...

Anyway, am looking forward to the jungle, cos that it was the image that I had of South America all during my planning phase... (was a bit surprised to find snow and desert here to tell you the truth... )... and at least there are no llamas there... (fucking llamas are doing my nutz in!)

Will update upon return to civilisation... adios!