Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Peaceful La Paz
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Itinerary
Am bored today, so have drawn up a map of where I have been and where I plan to go.
By the way, I don´t know if I have mentioned it yet, but I have now booked my flight home. I will fly from Caracas on the 13th of December, and will somehow have to make ends meet up until then (Donations to my travel budget are always heartily accepted by the way - in case you thought that I might be offended by such).
The Man Conor
back in La Paz after a short plane journey in a little 12 seater... Got some great views. From the Jungle (at about 500m a.s.l.), you basically just climb with the plane until you get to La Paz. The scenery is great from the plane, the lush jungle landscape turning mountainous and barren until La Paz appears sprawled in a valley. I had the pleasure of a London lass´s company on this journey who filled me in on life in that British metropole that I am considering moving to upon my return to old Europe.
Have uploaded some photos today. Follow this link for photos of the Junlge and this link for the Pampas.
The plan for the next few days is to finally do a humungous clear-out on my bag and reduce my 25 kilos to 16/17 at the most (by ditching most of my cold-weather gear). I´m gonna do some souvenir shopping too. For some reason, I always regard all souvenirs as tacky shite and steer clear of them. The only time I ever buy anything, is when I´m with friends and they force me to, and then I´m always thrilled with my purchase... (bought a machete in the Jungle for instance, which I now gaze upon with manly pride every time I see it strapped to the side of my backpack - declaring to any potential mugger that messing with yours truly could unleash the wrath and fury of hell upon them) so now I´m gonna take advantage of La Paz´s cheapness and do some serious souvenir shopping. I´m gonna send my newly acquired knicks and knacks home, along with all superflous clothes and at Xmas I´ll pawn them off on my family...hehe! I´m sure that Mumsi would really love one of those dried llama foetuses to hang up in the kitchen...
Anyway, in the last week, I´ve read some good classics in my quest to get up to speed in English literature: first of all Robinson Crusoe (by Daniel Dafoe) was a good read; I also read On The Road (Jack Kerouac), a fantastic travel novel which apparantly captured the beat generation of the American road (I had given this book a try about two years ago but couldn´t get beyond the first two chapters... however, this time, it was an absolute pleasure); finally, I read Mary Shelley´s Frankenstein, which is actually quite the tradgedy and made me feel sorry for the poor dejected "wretch". I now have a small library of about ten books that I have read and I am trying my best to swap them with other travellers.
Thats it for the time being... will continue soon with some Bolivian insights because I am finding that this country and its people are a significant discovery!
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Grapefruit Juice and Hammocks
- 8.00am - Rise and shine for brekkie. Brekkie consists of a plethora of different fresh fruit juices (mango, pineapple, orange, grapefruit) and a continental style bread and jam with the occassional scrambled eggs.
- 9.00am - Séjour to my hammock from where I watch the world going by and read my book for about two or three hours
- Midday - Siesta time... have a little doze for an hour or two, after which I usually have a fresh grapefruit juice to clean out my mouth.
- 2.00pm - After my grapefruit juice, I force myself to walk the block and half to the pool where I lie in the sun, swim, read my book or doze until the sun goes down... (I usually have a tuna sambo for my lunch here)
- 7.00pm - check my emails (and reality) on my way back from the pool and then shower and change into my evening attire (which must be long-sleeved and long-legged due to mosquitos)
- 8/9.00pm - Have a beer or two talking to people in the hammock area, or else go out for dinner. Am usually in bed by about 10 or 11.00pm, after a brief mosquito hunt in my room.
- Sometimes I´ll go out for a late one and the next day´s activities will all be pushed back due to sleeping in.
Sunday, August 21, 2005
King of the Swingers
Monday, August 15, 2005
May I eat your flesh please...
I´m in Puerto Maldonado, the gateway to the Southern Peruvian Amazon Basin, and what a shithole it is...
Luckily enough I´m away out of here tomorrow to my Jungle research centre. But the journey here was unbelievably long... It was 26 hours of backbreacking, skullshaking, eardrumbaking, crazymaking bus... It was just a local bus, there´s none of this posh tourist bed buses here... so I was thrown in with all the toothless peruvians and was the only gringo on the bus...
We were treated to the two worst movies in the history of cinematography... the first was about a chimpanzee called Jake, who is an ice-hockey star and manages to be a world-class skateboarder in his spare time... the ultimate in daytime shite movie! But the second was called Night of the living Dead (part 7 if you don´t mind) and had zombies terrorising some small town for a change... Now to tell you the truth, I am actually a bit of a fan of zombie flicks (a foible of mine), but this was a complete farce... First of all, the zombies spoke... I mean, the first rule about zombies is that they are devoid-of-personality, flesh-crazed halfwits... they do not assemble and debate the pro´s and con´s of their actions... Yet the zombies in this film actually held conferences and spoke to each other (in Spanish)... You can get the picture!
Anyway, when the television wasn´t blaring out this ridiculous shite, it was used to play terrible soppy folk music (= love songs of every concoction... yo perdio mi amor, el amor, grande amor, amor en mi casa, amor perdido, mejor amor etc. etc. etc.). So anyway, I only managed to get asleep cos I tanked myself full of valium (Mum, ignore that remark), but the road stopped after about two minutes and we had a dirt track for most of the time, so I was shaken to pieces... The bus shook so much that I got a rash on the back of my head where it touched the seat...
One good thing about the trip was the scenery... We left Cusco at 3pm and climbed until about 7pm when it started snowing... We continued in very heavy snow, with a very bright full moon among mountainy peaks until we started to descend at about 3am in the morning... After that, the mountains were barren at first but then got plusher and plusher until it was thick jungle at about 10am this morning. Eventually we arrived into the flatland jungle (pampas at about 2pm and arrived in the town at 5pm.
Anyway, I bumped into the owner of the lodge here earlier so that took care of a lot of info getting for me... I have a six hour boat trip upriver tomorrow and then my time the Jungle can begin...
The owner said that I might be able to make it up to the town in about a week or two so I`ll update then... I´m thinking of continuing in the written form and then uploading it, but I´ll probably be too lazy...
Seeya soon
PS: When the bus stopped for lunch today, the only thing on the menu was Cordero, so I went for it not knowing what it is... Anyway, its guinea pig... lovely stuff though!
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
The New Plan A
I stayed one night in Cochabamba and decided to split straight to La Paz the next day (remember, de facto capital of Bolivia, not the administrative one). I thought that with the hustle and bustle of a big city I would be able to concoct a new plan. Plus, I have the pleasure of Helen Breens company here (Irish friend from Berlin) to inspire me.
Not only do I have a new plan, but I have it booked and payed for: Tomorrow I will fly from here to Rurrenebaque. (Thats right, the second flight of my odyssee, and a slight cheat to my claim of South America Overland)... and guess where Rurrenbaque is... let me give you some hints... Indiana Jones, Tarzan & Jane, the King of the Swingers... thats right mi amigos... I am now officially going into the Jungle at long last!
If its not wet, it's not a river...
I stayed one night in Cochabamba and decided to split straight to La Paz the next day (remember, de facto capital of Bolivia, not the administrative one). I thought that with the hustle and bustle of a big city I would be able to concoct a new plan. Plus, I have the pleasure of Helen Breens company here (Irish friend from Berlin) to inspire me.
Not only do I have a new plan, but I have it booked and payed for: Tomorrow I will fly from here to Rurrenebaque. (Thats right, the second flight of my odyssee, and a slight cheat to my claim of South America Overland)... and guess where Rurrenbaque is... let me give you some hints... Indiana Jones, Tarzan & Jane, the King of the Swingers... thats right mi amigos... I am now officially going into the Jungle at long last!